Never take off your shirt while celebrating Mardi Gras in New Orleans
Whenever you go to a Denny's or IHOP in an unfamiliar location, always order pancakes. They can't mess up pancakes.
Never try popping an inner tube with a machete; it will sway back at you and slice your hand.
If you want to get out of something fake a headache; no one will argue with you if you have a headache
90% of headaches come from dehydration
People who marry for money eventually get what they deserve
3 keys to memorization:
Chunk it
Learn it over time
Repeat it
Generally in life you have about 6-8 years you can "waste" before knowing what you wanna do
If you don't want to do a menial task again, do it wrong the first time
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